Description

A Little Bit Dramatic:

This totally fetch formula makes you smell like, so pretty. So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?

Boo You Grapefruit

Fake News!:

Washing hands is dumb! I’ll never believe anything you say about these so-called invisible germs! Science isn’t real! And why am I always getting sick?

Clean Tangerine

Silently Judging!

Yes, I’m silently judging you for not washing your hands. Dirtball.

Lemon Loser

Pretentious & Vaguely Imported-Looking

Really spruces up your guest bathroom for when the snooty in-laws are in town. Not intended for people who are confused by this product.

Tea Tree